What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What's a cat's favorite song?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Which fly makes films?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?