What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

How does the sun listen to music?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What did summer say to spring?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

If you need help building an ark..

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?