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What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What animal has the most fun?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why are all priests fit?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

How can you farm during the winter?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?