Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

How do scientists grow fruit?