What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why do cows go to New York?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?