Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it's too far to walk.
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Where do surfers go to school?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
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