What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Why is winter considered holy?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why was the mime upset?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Which singer could always break a five?