What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What do Scottish toads play?

Which relative loves rice?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?