Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What season begins with a thud?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?