What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Baa-nilla.
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What sports are both plant-based?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why are all priests fit?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
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