What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why are frogs always happy?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?