How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
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What food is a man's best friend?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
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What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Which president loved to take baths?
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What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
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Why do hogs play so much football?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
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