How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the frog starve?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
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