What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

A book just fell on my head.

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What do you call an old snowman?