Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

How do you organize a space party?