Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Where do actors go to pray?