How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's a henway?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
How do you organize a space party?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
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