How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
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Where do polar bears store their money?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
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