When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?