How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What words make the best athletes?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?