Why was the cow afraid?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Who are Frosty's parents?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why do trees hate going to school?