What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Cattails!
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What did the stair machines call each other?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
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What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
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