Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What do naked fish play with?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What does the sun drink out of?