What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Who invented fractions?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?