Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Who granted the fish a wish?

How was the wedding?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?