What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Cattails!
Which animal will never go bald?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What's a frog's favorite year?
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