What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?