What day do hands always go to church?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What building always gets stains on it?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why do mice need oiling?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?