What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why did the frog starve?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?