What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

Why are baseball games at night?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why are ghosts always single?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?