Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What is the color of the wind?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?