What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What do Scottish toads play?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?