What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Which family member is always relieved?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What did the airline worker name her child?