I like telling Dad jokes.

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?