How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What animal loves a baseball game?

What's the richest basketball team?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?