Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

How does a penguin build its house?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What do minions always put in their salads?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

How long do chickens work?