What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why was the picture sent to jail?