Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
They always eat it first!
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Which cats have the best manners?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What insect runs away from everything?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
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