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They always eat it first!
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What's a dog's favorite city?
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What sport are eggs the best at?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
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What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
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Did you take the patient's temperature?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What's the holiest insect?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
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