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They always eat it first!
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Why did summer catch autumn?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What superpower do all middle children have?
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Which hot drink loves golf?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
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