What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?