Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
They always eat it first!
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
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