Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
They always eat it first!
Where do cows go for lunch?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
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