What do you call an insincere horse?
A phony pony.
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
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