What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

Why did the turkey join the band?