What do you call an insincere horse?
A phony pony.
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why are goats so funny?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What's the king of all school supplies?
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