What do you call an insincere horse?
A phony pony.
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How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
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