What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why are books always so angry?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?