What animals make the best students?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What animal knows kung fu?

What do you call a dog in space?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Families are like fudge.

Why do mice need oiling?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?