What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?