Why do trees hate going to school?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?