What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Where do stars go to college?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?