Where do surfers go to school?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?