What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What do you call an artistic dog?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?