What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What are baby potatoes called?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What is the opposite of coffee?