What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?