Why are cause and effect so close?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What's a cat's favorite board game?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

How does a squid go into battle?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?