Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What is a cow's dream job?