What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What table can you never sit at?

We had a discussion about roses.

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why are books always so angry?