Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
It had a date!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you call a pig thief?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Where do vampires keep their money?
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