Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
It had a date!
What do you call stolen cheese?
How does a taco bless the table?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
How did the tree get lost?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
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