Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
It had a date!
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why was the mime upset?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
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