Why did the sailor lose his job?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?