What do you do when two snails fight?
Let them slug it out.
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Are baby skunks cute?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Which plant has the best roar?
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