What do you do when two snails fight?
Let them slug it out.
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Which animals make the best football players?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
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