What do you do when two snails fight?
Let them slug it out.
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why was the bee sad?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What does winter fat turn into?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do teachers do during summer break?
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