What do you do when two snails fight?
Let them slug it out.
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why do math teachers love March?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
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