Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why did the student eat their homework?

How does a barber get to work?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?