Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Why are goats so funny?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What does winter fat turn into?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?