Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?