What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What name sounds like the past tense?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a dog in space?