Why did the computer run out of money?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

When should you start writing a book?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?