What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

How is life like toilet paper?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why do two skunks argue?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Why do mice need oiling?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

What do you call a magical reptile?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?