What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?