Why should you be worried about the calendar?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What do you call two birds in love?

Where do cows go for lunch?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?