Who do fish pray to when they need help?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

It's allergy season again?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?