What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

A book just fell on my head.

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

Why are goats so funny?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?