Where do cows go for lunch?
The calf-eteria.
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
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