What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Which state has the best streets?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?