Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

Who invented fractions?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Why is winter considered holy?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?