What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why was the bud so shy?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?