What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
A computer chimp.
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
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