What do little fish love to play with?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

How does a cow do math?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What vegetables make the best music?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?