What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What is the color of the wind?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?