What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What do cows like to dance to?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What's the scariest letter?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?