What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why are winter days great?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?