What is a duck's favorite dance?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

How do billboards talk?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What day do hands always go to church?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?