What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Mufasa.
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What's a henway?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
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