What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Mufasa.
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Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why are all priests fit?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
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