What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What is a cow's dream job?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why was the fish so smart?