What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Mufasa.
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What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Where do horses reside?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why are all priests fit?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
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