What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Mufasa.
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
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