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What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What school subject really rocks?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?