What do cats wear to work?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?