What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why was the mime upset?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?