Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?