What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What game do mice love to play?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

How does a cow do math?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

Why did spring break up with winter?