Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

How does the moon cut her hair?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?