Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?