What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What do you call a tired tree?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?