What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why is furniture so generous?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?