Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
They do so many legal briefs.
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why are frogs always happy?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Where would you put an injured insect?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
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