What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What insect runs away from everything?

What do golfers drink on the green?

How do fleas travel?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?