What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?