What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?