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What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Families are like fudge.

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?