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Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

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