Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why are fish such good architects?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

Which farm animals are famous painters?