Why are the mountains so tired?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?