Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do you call a small mom?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What tea do footballers drink?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?