What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?