What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

If you need help building an ark..

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why are turtles so shy?