Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What do cows like to dance to?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What do birds serve on Halloween?