Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Eye-celand!
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Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
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