Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Eye-celand!
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you call a pig thief?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
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