Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Eye-celand!
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call an old snowman?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What is another name for a cow?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
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