What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Which elf is the best singer?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What animal styles their hair every day?