What fish loves to play in a band?
A sea-bass.
Where do ants go to eat?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
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