What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish.
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Which state is the cleanest?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
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