What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish.
What's the most expensive plate in church?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What does a dog say before eating?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why are grandkids so great?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
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