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A purr-rito.
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What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What is another name for a cow?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
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