What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
A purr-rito.
Where does money love to go shopping?
What's the coldest vegetable?
Why was the spider so smart?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
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