Why are boxers good comedians?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

Which insect makes the best father?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.