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What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What animal has the most fun?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?