Why are all priests fit?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Where do horses reside?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What bird is always sad?