Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

What bird is always sad?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why don't ants get sick?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?