What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

How did the coach get his quarterback?