What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?