Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What do you call a small mom?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?