Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What's the holiest insect?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Why did electricity win the race?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?