Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What do rich squirrels eat?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?