Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Because moms are priceless.
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
When should you start writing a book?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
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