What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What did the stair machines call each other?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?