What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What's a cat's favorite song?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

What do cows say on NYE?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?