Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Because moms are priceless.
What do you call a small mom?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
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