Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Because moms are priceless.
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What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What vegetables make the best music?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the mare gain weight?
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