How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Which cats love to be petted?

Why do fish live in salt water?