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What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Where do polar bears vote?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What did March say to the madness?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

When is a black dog not a black dog?