Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?