What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What do you call the dog magician?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?