What day do hands always go to church?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

How do you make a bandstand?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?