What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?