How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Dead-lifting.
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did the snake name his daughter?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Someone stole all my lamps.
What condiment has wings?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
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