How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Dead-lifting.
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why are goats so funny?
What did one plate say to the other?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
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