What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?