What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
It got ticks.
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you call a household of counselors?
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