What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
It got ticks.
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why do trees hate going to school?
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