What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
It got ticks.
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
How is cat food sold?
How does a cow do math?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What's a forklift?
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