What do you call a retired vegetable?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What car always breaks the rules?