Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What's the friendliest pen?