What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Bears love exotic cars.

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What do you eat on July 5th?