Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What birds make average students?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why is winter considered holy?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?