What animal has the worst mood swings?
A polar bear.
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
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