What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Why don't ants get sick?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

How do amoebas make calls?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?