Why are fish such good architects?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why was the math book sad?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?