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What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What do you call a dog in space?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?