What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?