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How did the coach get his quarterback?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

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Did you take the patient's temperature?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

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Where do religious school children practice sports?