What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What is another name for a cow?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?